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style=\"word-break: break-word; border-top: 1px solid rgb(237, 237, 237); font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(82, 82, 82);\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA clean, minimal white hoodie that speaks the language of low-key cool. The slightly oversized silhouette and soft midweight fabric create a quiet, comfortable presence — the kind of hoodie you reach for when you want to feel grounded but effortless. Bold, condensed lettering across the chest reads “SKETCHY HOLDINGS,” while subtle, narrow text runs along each sleeve for an editorial, streetwear edge. Wear it with relaxed jeans, layered under a coat, or draped over your shoulders during late-night creative sessions. It feels lived-in from the first wear: warm, smooth, and familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eProduct features\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- 50% cotton \/ 50% polyester midweight blend for warmth and a soft hand\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tubular knit without side seams for a clean, waste-reducing finish\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and kangaroo pouch pocket\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- DTF and DTG printed chest and sleeve graphics; optional embroidery placements available\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Classic fit with tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Tumble dry: medium\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52433145200871,"sku":"31355897652682228702","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":52433145233639,"sku":"25211129845146778478","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Pink","offer_id":52433145266407,"sku":"73702383189886527412","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Light Blue","offer_id":52433145299175,"sku":"29239134868210590292","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":52433145331943,"sku":"11534209191657878248","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Pink","offer_id":52433145364711,"sku":"18407441685124992146","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Light Blue","offer_id":52433145397479,"sku":"27233679515525625575","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":52433145430247,"sku":"16438498673031258243","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Light Blue","offer_id":52433145463015,"sku":"15751842189088592645","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":52433145495783,"sku":"22437514462439866838","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":52433145528551,"sku":"23410085010969290013","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":52433145561319,"sku":"15625564682700105839","price":57.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52433145594087,"sku":"11576389432338586953","price":61.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":52433145626855,"sku":"32351492156891872544","price":61.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Pink","offer_id":52433145659623,"sku":"11615744758053393576","price":61.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Light Blue","offer_id":52433145692391,"sku":"11730746486404715060","price":61.45,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52433145725159,"sku":"14711330588434606775","price":63.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Sand","offer_id":52433145757927,"sku":"72047976674373243976","price":63.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52433145790695,"sku":"23359592383327800362","price":64.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL \/ Sport Grey","offer_id":52433145823463,"sku":"30505885840464464703","price":64.48,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2559\/1783\/files\/5634098080222738485_2048.jpg?v=1785476840"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2559\/1783\/collections\/cat-featured.jpg?v=1785416283","url":"https:\/\/sketchyholdings.com\/collections\/featured.oembed","provider":"Sketchy Holdings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}