{"title":"Surplus","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe chute never closes. Output occasionally exceeds orders, and the difference is priced to move. Surplus is not a sale. It is a consequence. Mugs, mats, pens, and other critical business supplies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eQuantities vary. Production does not.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"mug-ceramic-11-oz-standard-issue","title":"MUG, CERAMIC, 11 OZ. — STANDARD ISSUE","description":"\u003cp\u003eA ceramic vessel for the working morning: eleven fluid ounces of white glaze bearing the company seal in petrol teal. Standard issue Upstairs; now issued to you. Each one comes up the chute still warm. The kilns are not discussed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSpecification:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCAPACITY: 11 fl oz. Verified at intake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMATERIAL: White ceramic, rounded form.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEMBLEM: The company seal, petrol teal. Permanent.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHANDLE: C-form. Comfort matters here. Yours, specifically.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCONSTRUCTION: Handcrafted. Not by hands. Don't worry about it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSAFETY: Lead-free, BPA-free, food-safe. Verified quarterly.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMICROWAVE: Permitted.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare\u003cstrong\u003e: \u003c\/strong\u003eDishwasher, or warm water and soap by hand. The mug requires no further accommodations.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52431719727335,"sku":"13663677583845182493","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2559\/1783\/files\/897068602112802438_2048.jpg?v=1785396716"},{"product_id":"mat-desk-ledger-ruled-standard-issue","title":"MAT, DESK, LEDGER-RULED — STANDARD ISSUE","description":"\u003cp\u003eNeoprene base, non-slip, smooth printed surface, ledger-ruled, in cream. Hemmed edges, stitched for daily use. Three sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA working surface patterned on the company ledger. The ledger balances. Yours is your business.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuitable for writing, planning, and the operation of desk equipment. A keyboard slides across it. A mug rests on the corner. We sell one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare: Spot-clean with warm water and dish soap. A soft-bristled brush may be used for stubborn marks. Soaking is unnecessary.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"12\" × 18\"","offer_id":52432172843239,"sku":"33491106428920045255","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"12\" × 22\"","offer_id":52432172876007,"sku":"33422226263705043171","price":28.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"16\" × 32\"","offer_id":52432172908775,"sku":"24864735934346392411","price":39.23,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2559\/1783\/files\/8124930945524786894_2048.jpg?v=1785420727"},{"product_id":"cooler-can-foam-lined-standard-issue","title":"COOLER, CAN, FOAM-LINED — STANDARD ISSUE","description":"\u003cp\u003ePolyester exterior, edge-to-edge print. Foam liner, full grip. Two formats: regular, 3.5 by 4.3 inches, and slim, 3.5 by 6 inches.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWe are in the holding business. This item holds one (1) can, at temperature, with condensation reaching neither the hand nor the furniture.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stamp is teal. Teal stamps are routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCare:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe with a damp cloth.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAir dry.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAbrasives are not approved.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Regular Can","offer_id":52432189358311,"sku":"29065577223846684151","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Slim Can","offer_id":52432189391079,"sku":"24604301245146259308","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2559\/1783\/files\/11262838572302389486_2048.jpg?v=1785437210"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0801\/2559\/1783\/collections\/cat-surplus_d8d10a72-64de-4a2e-8ff6-3296cc88c6ef.jpg?v=1785391281","url":"https:\/\/sketchyholdings.com\/collections\/surplus.oembed","provider":"Sketchy Holdings","version":"1.0","type":"link"}