T-SHIRT, CREWNECK, UNISEX — STANDARD ISSUE
T-SHIRT, CREWNECK, UNISEX — STANDARD ISSUE
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 17.48 | 19.02 | 20.51 | 22.01 | 24.02 | 26.02 | 27.99 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.01 | 27.99 | 29.02 | 30.00 | 31.02 | 32.01 | 32.99 | 34.02 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.09 | 7.48 | 7.87 | 8.27 | 8.66 | 9.06 | 9.45 | 9.84 | 10.24 |
Crisp, minimal, and confidently tongue-in-cheek — this lightweight cotton crew brings a clean, modern silhouette to everyday wear. The bold chest lettering reads like a wink to those who appreciate dry humor and understated design. Soft-feel fabric and a classic crew neckline make it easy to layer under jackets or wear solo. Thoughtful construction (side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed collar) keeps the tee looking sharp wash after wash. Wear it to casual meetups, creative work sessions, or low-key nights out when you want an offbeat statement without shouting for attention.
Product features
- Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric — comfortable year-round wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and a neater fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for long-lasting elasticity
- Direct-to-Film sleeve print for crisp, durable graphics
- Heather shades include a small polyester blend (90% cotton, 10% polyester)
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Provenance: Downstairs. Further detail is a Downstairs matter.