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ALL HANDS — EVE OF OPENING.
ALL HANDS — EVE OF OPENING.
Sketchy Holdings opens to the public in the morning. An All Hands convened Upstairs on the eve; the minutes, as always, went down the chute. Read more...
RECEIVING REPORT — OPENING INVENTORY.
RECEIVING REPORT — OPENING INVENTORY.
The opening catalog, received and inspected: ceramic mug, soy candle, desk mat, log book, can cooler, vinyl sticker, flying disc, crewneck, focus timer. Read more...
Punch Clock Received; Daylight Saving Time Not Observed
Punch Clock Received; Daylight Saving Time Not Observed
The clock does not observe daylight saving time. This cannot be adjusted. The workforce does not observe daylight saving time. The two facts are filed separately. Read more...
Log Books Received; Every Page Blank
Log Books Received; Every Page Blank
A ruled, spiral-bound log book has been received Upstairs and filed under Books. Blank, verified page by page. A notebook for matters you intend to keep on file. Read more...
SAFETY BRIEF SB-19 — CONDENSATION.
SAFETY BRIEF SB-19 — CONDENSATION.
A matter involving condensation has been logged at the facility. A rule has been posted. Compliance equipment -- a foam-lined can cooler -- is available. Read more...